My Name Is Jehoram...

I am Jehoram, the infamous offspring of Ahab and Jezebel

To The Reader,

I am Jehoram, the infamous offspring of Ahab and Jezebel, born into a lineage dripping with delicious malevolence. I write this not to seek your pity or admiration, but to make clear the delights of unbridled power and the joyous decadence of utter wickedness.