Picture it — a creature made not through the pains of labor, but by the sheer will and love of the Creator. That’s me, Adam, with a life story that’s a bit unusual, and let me tell you, it’s the prime material for endless jests and rib-tickling anecdotes. They say humor is the great mediator between the things we fear we cannot understand and the things we desperately wish to. On that note, it's not just about whether I had a belly button or my encounters with a certain infamous serpent; it's about understanding the essence of the One who put me in that garden in the first place.
My beginning wasn't marked by cries or the cutting of an umbilical cord. It was marked by the divine breath of life and a close companionship with the Almighty. Imagine strolling side by side with the Architect of the universe, discussing the colors of the sky, and the coolness of the evening breeze — that was my reality.